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Month of October 2009
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A Liberal Made Disaster
Shipping another business overseas
Wake Up America!
Obama – President of Africa or America?

While the American farmers of the San Joaquin Valley, which by the way produces the majority of our food, are being forced out of business by a bunch of Liberal nut-jobs Obama promises 3.5 billion dollars to help the African farmers, claiming that:
“Countries thrive when they invest in their people”!
It seems these Liberal nut-jobs shut off the water that the farmers need for their crops
Just to save the “Smelt”! What is a “Smelt”?
Well here is a comparison most Americans should be able to grasp:
A “Smelt” is kind of like a “Putz” – they serve no real purpose except to themselves, they are worshipped by liberals and activists, they take no responsibility for their actions or inactions and yet one is decimating the San Joaquin Valley while the other is decimating America!
Don’t be too surprised if the Islamic fanatics make the “Smelt” their new so-called “Sacrificial Lamb” and the “Putz” their new “Messiah”!
Who would have ever guessed that it would end up being a “Smelt” and a “Putz” that would bring America to her knees instead of an evil empire?
Countdown to...
Next Presidental Election
Provided America survives
the next four years
November 6, 2012
Countdown to...
“A Winter of Discontent”
Disaster takes another break
While America continues to dig her grave
October 30, 2009
Countdown to...
Next Midterm Election
A chance for Americans to send the Dumb-o-crats a clear message
November 2, 2010
...News Falsh...
This Just In!

Just Who Warrants a Statue on OUR National Mall?

A memorial to Martin Luther King Jr. has been approved to be built on our National Mall in Washington D.C. As trivial as that might sound we find it rather interesting that a man of rather questionable character actually deserves a memorial on America’s National Mall. We use the term questionable in a somewhat eloquent style since a liberal judge found it essential to seal the FBI files of Martin Luther King Jr. To get a better understanding of this formal protest to the dedication of this memorial let’s look at the tributes that stand proudly on our National Mall. First we have the one and only monument; the Washington Monument (Dedicated to our 1st President). Next, we have the four personal memorials; the Lincoln Memorial (Dedicated to our 16th President), the Thomas Jefferson Memorial (Dedicated to our 3rd President), the Franklin Delano Roosevelt Memorial (Dedicated to our 32nd President), Ulysses S. Grant Memorial (Dedicated to our 18th President), all served the American people and two of them were war heroes. Then we have the five memorials dedicated to those who have actually served and protected the American people; the Japanese American War Memorial, the Korean War Veteran’s Memorial, the Vietnam Veteran’s Memorial, the Vietnam Women’s Memorial and the National Law Enforcement Officer’s Memorial. The ongoing theme that the National Mall embraces is one of honor and nobility, not perversion or anarchy. Of course honoring Roosevelt in this manor is still debatable, but at least he was a President. There is also one more memorial/museum that is dedicated to the Holocaust; the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum which holds a huge impact on World War II history.
With the above mentioned memorials and Washington’s monument how does a community agitator rate a spot on our National Mall? Wouldn’t this statue be better off standing at his birth place of Atlanta, Georgia? Or better yet erect it in front of ACORN’s home office in Little Rock, Arkansas. Both places would be a fitting alternative and less intrusive then on ground reserved for American heroes. There are two websites; The Beast as Saint: The Truth About "Martin Luther King, Jr." and Myths of Martin Luther King that delve into the dark side of Martin Luther King Junior’s life and escapades that will shed some light as to his questionable character. Before any memorial to this man is erected anywhere in the United States his FBI files need to be unsealed for the public to see and those distortions that surrounded his activities need to be formally addressed. The taxpaying citizens of America should then have the final say as to whether his memorial really belongs on the National Mall – After all our Congress donated 10 million dollars of taxpayer’s money to this project!
Beyond all the myths, lies and secrecy let’s turn to his children who have never missed a chance to profit from their fathers questionable legacy, which according to The Associated Press includes charging the foundation, who is behind this memorial, around $800,000.00 for the use of his words and his image in their fundraising material. The shallowness of their actions foster a sort of unpatriotic angst against the American people not to mention a disdain for all the ancestors and relatives (none have ever profited from or taken a dime for, until now!) of those memorialized on our National Mall.
...Only In America...
The Raping of Morality

Justification Liberal Style

Thanks to Roman Polanski the liberal nut-jobs have now marginalized rape in the form of exceptional rape and acceptable rape as long as neither can be construed as “rape rape”! We stated before that Whoopi Goldberg was ignorant when she claimed how scared she was of becoming a slave again if John McCain were to become the President of the United States. Evidently we used the wrong analogy, because after her justification of Roman Polanski on national television we have determined that she is beyond ignorant in fact she isn’t even smart enough to be a slave. The Hollywood Elitists have once again gone above the call and duty in their defense of a socially degenerate outcast with their incoherent petition to “Free Roman Polanski”! Subsequently this is not a far stretch of the imagination for these people as they have also defended the actions of O.J. Simpson and cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal. In the case against Roman Polanski; you had a 43-year-old man who had already planned to rape this young girl before he even picked her up on that fateful day in March. In essence you had a person of trust fabricating a story of fame (although the liberal media wants you to believe it was a legitimate photo shoot of a model, the only problem is this child was not a model and was not getting paid) to allure an unsuspecting minor into a position of coerced submission, not by trust, but by fear. In reality this is no different than a few of the bad apples in the Catholic Church who engaged young boys into having sex – where is Hollywood’s justification for that?
In their typical above the law attitude and effervescent style of lunacy Hollywood produced a documentary called “Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired”, which was shown on HBO in 2008. This documentary implied with prejudice that judicial and prosecutorial misconduct took place and then these allegations became the driving force behind Polanski lawyers’ decision to file for a motion of dismissal. These allegations of misconduct were based on statements made by David F. Wells who was assigned to that particular courtroom, but was not involved with anything to do with the case and now he has recanted his allegations. The facts remain untainted and undisputed; Roman Polanski confessed to his perverted actions and was charged with six felony counts. This is where the plea bargaining takes place and the six felony counts are reduced to one count of “Unlawful Sexual Intercourse” along with a 90-day psychiatric evaluation in prison – this was not his sentence and no sentencing terms were agreed to yet. With that said, no misconduct has ever been proven and the judge was not going to add more jail time (again hearsay), he was actually going to sentence Polanski for “Unlawful Sexual Intercourse” after his 90-day psychiatric evaluation. According to Section 261.5 (See Below) of the California Penal Code, unlawful sexual intercourse can be deemed either a felony or a misdemeanor. The fact that six felony counts were the original charge along with a confession this crime would tend to lean to the side of a felony which his lawyers had to be aware of. Before Polanski was to be sentenced he fled the country, most likely on the advice of his attorneys not because the judge was going to “ADD MORE TIME”! Remember he hadn’t been sentenced yet!
This fugitive, no matter what excuses people want to make for him, has not paid his debt to society and should be sentenced to the maximum penalty for a felony charge of unlawful sexual intercourse with fleeing justice charges added – PERIOD!

Chapter 1. Rape, abduction, carnal abuse of children, and seduction. - Section 261.5.

(a) Unlawful sexual intercourse is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor. For the purposes of this section, a "minor" is a person under the age of 18 years and an "adult" is a person who is at least 18 years of age and older.

(b) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor.

(c) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is more than three years younger than the perpetrator is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by imprisonment in the state prison.

(d) Any person 21 years of age or older who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is under 16 years of age is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years. This is the part that would apply to Polanski, no controversy, no misconduct, no pre-agreements!

...On the Left Side of the Road...
The Democrat's New Frontier

A Prescription of Communistic Tradition

It’s one thing to have a bunch of adult groupies singing “Obama, Obama, Obama”, but when you start infiltrating the elementary schools and have the children singing praise to a wannabe dictator with a song of extolment then you have crossed the line of a free society over to the realm of a Third World Country with an egotistical dictator. King Obama must be thrilled to death that a groupie actually took the time to write a song in his honor – “Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama – and must be jumping with joy that an elementary school would allow its second graders to take time away from any real learning in order to learn this song (Lyrics to song below). We said it before and we’ll say it again Barack Hussein Obama is nothing more than a wannabe dictator whose vision of change for America is to see that she becomes a “Fourth World Country”. We use the term Fourth World Country since we are more advanced than a Third World Country, which puts us into a class all by ourselves, and leaves the door open for King Obama to eventually rule this new Fourth World Country. Some people will read this and say that’s far-fetched...Don’t kid yourself...just listen to the speech by Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi before the United Nations.

The audacity (we love using this word in any article to do with King Obama) of B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, New Jersey to believe it was acceptable to teach a group of impressionable second graders this song of praise to King Obama. Keep in mind these are your tax dollars hard at work, but what we found disturbing was the response from this public school and the liberal mindset of some outsiders. The school claimed no knowledge of this event ever taking place, but then recanted with a threat of “Taking actions against the person or persons who illegally taped and distributed this video recording of a private class activity”. Wow, kind of makes you wonder what else they are doing to our children in private. Not to be outdone the liberal bloggers are putting in their two-cents of illogical reasoning: The indoctrination video has so many bored sexually repressed white suburban parents’ underoos in a bunch. Come on people this is getting too ridiculous – from Street Knowledge Media who claim that knowledge is contagious. Word of advice: Knowledge is not contagious, it is learned. What is contagious is stupidity and arrogance!

Song 1:
Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

Song 2:
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"

Hooray, Mr. President! You're number one!
The first black American to lead this great nation!

Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country's economy number one again! Hooray, Mr. President! You're number one!
The first black American to lead this great nation!

Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country's economy number one again!

Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!
And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!

So continue ---- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick
So here's a hearty hip-hooray ----

Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!

...On the Right Side of the Road...
Cracking the Nuts Before They Fall from the Tree

ACORN – Arrogant Community of Radical Nihilism

This liberal minded activist conglomerate sowed its seeds in Arkansas back in 1970 under the guise of helping the poor. Although they have grown into a multimillion dollar company, which also receives funding from our government, the poor after 39 years are still; poor! This begs the question; “Is this company really in business to help the poor or just politically motivated to help themselves and their liberal allies?” Our national liberal media is trying to make this out as a right-wing conspiracy attempting to discredit Obama and the Democrats. But actions speak louder than words and this liberal-backed, arrogant-minded, self-indulgent, corrupt organization wields a rather deliberate lack of respect for the American people with their “Above-the-Law” mentality.

The first two blips on the radar should have been enough to remove ACORN from the non-profit realm of doing business as well as cut off any government funding and yet their status is still intact while business continued as usual. Granted, nobody knows just how many blips have flown under the radar over the last 39 years, but here are the two that were picked up:

  • The brother to the founder of ACORN embezzled more than 900 million dollars from the organization and charges over 150 thousand dollars shopping and partying
  • Voter fraud takes place during the 2008 Presidential election by ACORN

As far as the embezzling activity of his brother the founder of ACORN tried to keep this crime out of the public eye. The shopping and partying spree was supposedly paid for by an anonymous donor. When the allegations of voter fraud became public ACORN passed this off as just a few bad apples that were improperly trained and supervised. Needless to say Wade Rathke, the founder of ACORN and his brother Dale Rathke have been discharged from this activist group along with the employees who engaged in the voter fraud activities of this group. Now, on to the blip that really has stirred the pot thanks to the work of Hanna Giles and James O’Keefe. These two young intelligent truth seekers posed as a prostitute and a pimp to expose ACORN’s dark side – watch the video. ACORN and the national media are attempting to marginalize these blips as human character flaws brought on by a right-wing conspiracy to take them down. Their undisciplined ethics have produced an organization that knows no boundaries and has no scruples as they perch themselves on that line above the law. The chief executive of ACORN, Bertha Lewis confirmed this attitude of arrogance as she pandered to that age old promise of “earning the public’s trust back again”! Of course that doesn’t translate into them becoming a non-profit business of transparency as they hide behind a veil of secrecy. And why should they when the national media is straddling the fence on their side instead of demanding them to open up their operational policies and financial practices. After all it’s easier to divert the blame onto everyone else, first by firing the employees involved and then projecting the illusion that they acted on their own. Next, you go after your accusers with reverse accusations of fraud by suggesting that the video was doctored to make them look bad. Then you file a lawsuit against your accusers, which ACORN has promptly done and so did the two employees that were fired. From there you make this out to be a political witch hunt as Bertha Lewis so eloquently did when she stated; “We understand that the Republican Party is upset and the right-wing is upset because they are out of power now”. This was followed up by ACORN’s spokesman Brian Kettenring who claims that; “It’s pretty clear this sort of attempt to cut off funding is politically motivated more than sort of driven by a high-minded concern for good governance.”

But wherein does the accountability of this non-profit left-wing organization as a whole rest? Well, read the charges brought against this criminal organization.

...Three Jeers...

To the Brits –......for releasing a terrorist to his homeland where he received a hero’s welcome and accolades from Khadafy – the Dictator of Libya. This is the same Dictator who called Obama his “SON” and then asked the American people to make him the King of America forever. But the Brits wanted everyone to think they were releasing this lowlife out of compassion because he is ill, when in reality they were pressured by Khadafy over a 900 billion dollar oil deal. And they have the nerve to call us capitalistic pigs.

To that Democratic House –......for wasting a day along with taxpayer’s money arguing a matter of zero importance, except to inflate their already over-inflated arrogance, proves just how full of themselves these Democrats are. Voting on a measure to “Rebuke” Republican Joe Wilson was nothing more than a dog and pony show for these self-indulgent hypocrites.

To Kanye West –......for proving once again, just how racist he really is. Promoting the idea that ex-President Bush and his Administration dragged their feet after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans in hopes of exterminating as many blacks as possible is as ludicrous as believing that America started slavery – of course stupid people will believe anything. By the way Kanye, another village in Africa called to say they too are missing an idiot!

...Three Cheers...

To Israel –......for not backing down to King Obama’s envoy of Morons. Peace in the Middle East lies at the feet of the Arab World, not Israel’s and until the rest of the world can accept that; peace will never be achieved.

To the Census Bureau –......for having the courage to severe their ties with that domestic terrorist group; ACORN. Of course it will be interesting to see how Obama and the Democrats handle their relationship with ACORN over the next three years.

To whomever broke the story about Hassan Nemazee –......Evidently this political fundraiser was involved with Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Kerry and most likely Bill Clinton since he has been doing this for more than a decade. This most likely will not be plastered all over the national news media because it didn’t involve any Republicans. Of course one has to wonder with how much influence this Iranian wielded over the last decade with all the donations and support he gave to the Democrats.

To Jimmy Carter –......for proving yet again why he was the worst president in American history – open mouth insert both feet; scream racism!

Quote of the Month

"If America was smart she would pull her troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan and send them to Obama Nation to defeat the other terrorists who are hell bent on destroying America!"

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